June 3, 2026

151 thoughts on “Yankees (8-7) vs. Angels (8-8), Monday, April 13, 2026, 7:05 PM EDT

  1. Neto’s a tough hitter, so I can’t complain TOO much about needing nine pitches to get him…but okay, I’m still going to do it. You can’t need nine pitches on the first fucking player, dude!

  2. Thank GOD they didn’t let this guy get a SINGLE pinch hit appearance during the five game losing streak despite the tying run being at the plate MULTIPLE times in the ninth inning. Was it every time?

  3. Apparently the Soler thing came down to Lopez not liking how Soler looked at him, and he started saying, “It was on purpose? It was on purpose?” like, “Are you kidding me? You thought that was on purpose?” and Soler thought he said, “It was on purpose,” and he, naturally, thought, “What the fuck did this psycho just say to me?” and that’s when he charged.

  4. Again, we all get it, Goldy is NOT GOOD against righties. I truly don’t mean to suggest that he is some amazing hitter. But come the fuck on, I don’t give a shit that McMahon hit righties better than Goldy last year, OF COURSE you go to Goldy over ANY OF THESE OTHER FUCKERS in a close game late.

    He’s just a professional hitter!

    1. The total of Earned Runs and Unearned Runs would be Gross Runs.

      Sorry that took a while.

    1. No, it’s Zach Neto.
      Magneto took Tony Vitello’s old job, and now the NCAA is mandating all wooden bats.

  5. The Angels have really battled because the Yankees pitchers have really sucked. Cruz is like a trick pitch pitcher. If you don’t swing at his split, he’s toast. He needs another pitch.

  6. That has been Warren’s M.O. his whole career (which, of course, is not that long), he does NOT respond well when things go wrong.

    Cruz’s outing is why he’ll never be the main setup guy. You never know if he’ll have command any given night.

    And as for Grisham, well, you know what I’m going to say there.

    1. And as for Grisham, well, you know what I’m going to say there.

      He’s now 152/622?

  7. Terrible, terrible pitching by Bird. Everyone knew he had to make sure to throw a strike there, and Trout was ready for it.

    Just a dogshit job by Bird. I’d honestly send him to the minors over that shit. That was inexcusable. That was just, “I don’t know WHAT the fuck I’m doing.” You can have all the stuff in the world, if you’re a fucking moron, you’re going to get tagged.

  8. With the tying run on-deck in the person of Mike fucking Trout, why in the WORLD would you take Hill out, who was fucking CRUISING? He allowed a fucking fluky hit, and you’re going to bring Bird in to face Neto with Trout on deck as the tying run? What is the fucking thought process there?

  9. Again, I never would have taken Hill out, but whatever, if you give up a hit to Neto and a home run to Trout, I honestly am not even going to kill you. They’re good hitters. But when you throw away two pitches meaning that Trout is going to wait for a pitch down the middle and he kills you, you’re just a waste of space.

    Send him to the minors. He’s a fucking headcase.

  10. Well, I’d just stay with Bird here, because he’s been so effective.
    I would do just what the other team did keeping their pitcher in for just way too long.

  11. I truly can’t believe Doval did THE SAME EXACT THING AS BIRD.

    If Trout hits a home run off of you, he hits a home run off of you, you don’t get ahead and then waste two balls ahead of having to throw one down the middle.

    Doval obviously has more experience than Bird, so I wouldn’t send him down. But Bird has got to go down to the minors tonight.

    1. It’s MADDENING. And, again, you KNOW that that is what Blake is specifically telling them TO DO, and they are just too fucking stupid to do it.

  12. Alright, with Cabby on second and no outs in the ninth inning of a tie game, they’ll walk Wells and get McMahon to ground into a triple play.

    1. There were some terrible swings in it, actually.
      But some good ones, too.

  13. Now that was some Little League nonsense. A win is a win, but the Yankees didn’t so much win as tie, and the Angels lost it.

    Yay Trent! Yay Judge! Yay Cabby!
    Yay Goldy and Mrs Boone!

  14. Boone “Bird obviously a tough night for him but I also thought he made a lot of good pitches too. Doval, I think he’s throwing the ball well, the stuff was really good, he was in the strike zone.”

    What game was he watching?

    1. Absurd. Bird HAS to go. Doval legit DID make some good pitches outside of the Trout at-bat (“Besides that, how was the theater, Mrs. Lincoln?”), but there was NOTHING good about Bird’s outing.

  15. Only the second time in MLB history that two 3-time MVPs each hit multiple HRs in the same game. The only previous time was1956 when Stan Musial and Roy Campanella did it on June 21, 1956.

  16. Hilarious that bird has now pitched 9 innings as a Yankee allowing 17 base runners and 12 runs.
    Let’s go back and read about the trade last year that cashman said was to help shore up the bullpen. And how commenters here said was stupid (or at least I did.) The only way this gets worse is if one of the minor leaguers they traded for him becomes an all star. I still remember the Yankees trading Fred Mgriff to get the “missing” bullpen
    Piece way back when…

    1. They gave up basically nothing for him. That’s not a good thing, of course, if he never performs, but they’re definitely not going to be haunted by the guys they traded for him. Cashman only gives up real prospects for established guys (and even there, of course, things often go wrong, like Scott Effross having ALL of the injuries).

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