Cam Schlittler (#31, 24, RHP, 3-3, 3.05) vs. Zebby Matthews (#52, 25, RHP, 4-5, 5.06)
YANKEES
CF T. Grisham L
RF Aaron Judge R
1B Ben Rice L
LF C. Bellinger L
DH G. Stanton R
2B J. Chisholm L
3B Ryan McMahon L
SS A. Volpe R
C Austin Wells L
TWINS
CF Byron Buxton R
2B A. Martin R
DH T. Larnach L
1B Kody Clemens L
3B Royce Lewis R
RF Matt Wallner L
C M. Gasper S
SS R. Fitzgerald L
LF James Outman L
Let’s see how they choke in this one, too. Maybe THREE straight games of the opposing pitcher having 11+ Ks?
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Sham Clittler
What a loser Schlittler is, not retiring the third batter on one pitch.
I used to have an Austin Martin. Great car but it was expensive to fix when it broke down.
OK now I’m annoyed with Smittler
You can just hear Suzyn talking about two-out walks
You idiot don’t nibble with Royce Lewis
what a colossal Schitthead
Back to back doubles by phenom and Unwellz, Zebby must really be something special
Cash just offered Zebby a contract to be the guy who sets up for Bednar.
TPTG returns!
So most of you had the Yankees with 8 hits after 2 innings, right?
And pretty much all of you had back to back xbhs by Volpe and Wells, of course.
And yes, what the hell was that after 2 outs on virtually 0 pitches in the first?
You really have to be impressed with the Yankee coaching staff. He came in so solid, thoughtful, and in like no time they’ve managed to turn him from a smart pitcher into the same damn kind of headcase they’ve made all their pitchers become, excepting only Fried, but surely that’s a matter of time.
And now – we all had Volpe and Wells making ZERO outs after 4 cumulative at bats, of course.
Today buys them the starting jobs for the next two years.
In that sense, Zebby has done the most damage to the Yankees of any opposing starter this year.
We are all Zebby!
Zebby doesn’t get the same respect as Groucho, Harpo and Chico but without Zebby they would’ve never left vaudeville.
Minnesota goes to its bullpen, and brings in the Unfrozen Caveman Laweryson.
Raleigh with #’s 55, 56.
Yeah, this should just about lock in MVP for him.
He can pass 62 at this rate!
I don’t really care but Judge’s OPS is 200 points higher than Raleigh’s.
Oh, agreed, but the narrative if he hits 60 is just too much.
This is so fucking stupid.
What an awful inning by Schlittler.
This dude really couldn’t get through five innings with a 10-1 lead?
He completely lost focus. Inexcusable.
If you pitch in relief for the Yankees, you now automatically suck, I guess.
While this is insane, this is really on Schlittler for just collapsing with a 10-1 fucking lead.
💯
HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS FUCKING GOING ON?!
Why did he take out Cruz after one batter? ( I just got home)
I didn’t HATE it. As he obviously assumed Ryan Yarbrough wouldn’t be so dogshit that he couldn’t even get two outs before having to be pulled.
So now Mark Leiter and Camilo Doval are going to be needed to get through the next two innings? We’re all fucked.
I really don’t think the Yanks have the arms this year.
Expecting Mark Leiter to do ANYthing is asking for way too much.
Just DFA Leiter, and call up Yerry.
I DID note last night that I think the Twins have a sneaky good offense (a lot of their awfulness early on was due to injuries, and they have some interesting young guys).
But this is just fucking ridiculous.
Now the bullpen melt down.
Silly me I thought at 10-1 I could stop watching and catch up on shows. Silly me. Why Cruz for only 1 hitter? Worst pen in baseball history. Maybe we should sign Zebby?
Don’t expect phenom or Unwellz to get any more hits.
Don’t expect ANY of them to get any more hits.
Judge, WHAT THE FUCK!?
More idiot baserunning. Only Tampa has been thrown out more trying to steal third.
DevW pitching well? Get outta here!
Will the real phenom sit down!
Holy mother of fuck.
Never any doubt they’d win this one.
lmaooooooo
I hope Boone and Blake reamed Schlittler out after the game.
Pssst! Cashman, Justin Wrobleski.
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Yankees bullpen has a 5.71 ERA since the day after the trade deadline (August 1).
That’s the worst in MLB over that span.
I, for one, will be disappointed if Judge doesn’t hit two more HRs and get to 50 again.