Alex Cobb (#35, 36, RHP, 2-1, 2.76) vs. Carlos Rodón (#55, 31, LHP, 16-9, 3.96)
GUARDIANS
LF Steven Kwan L
DH David Fry R
3B Jose Ramirez S
CF Lane Thomas R
1B Josh Naylor L
RF J. Noel R
C Bo Naylor L
2B A. Gimenez L
SS B. Rocchio S
YANKEES
2B G. Torres R
RF Juan Soto L
CF Aaron Judge R
C Austin Wells L
DH G. Stanton R
3B J. Chisholm L
SS A. Volpe R
1B A. Rizzo L
LF Alex Verdugo L
It’s pretty amazing that Alex Cobb missed pretty much the entire season, was traded while on the 60-Day IL, recovered to make just three starts for the Guardians, and now he’s their Game 1 starter in the American League Championship Series. I assume he will dominate.
Gotta keep Wells in the cleanup spot. You just gotta.
I hate that Aaron Boone has had 3 hours to absorb what Dave Roberts is doing in LA and think about ways he can incorporate it into tonight’s gameplan.
He does not need help in stupidity. He’s got more than enough on his own. Just look at #4 and #8 in the betting order.
Rizzo is counting on his adrenaline to keep the pain away and last year he never felt better than he did after his injury.
Carlos Rodon is already bugging the shit out of me.
Far cry from previous era post season Yankees line-ups. Blah.
Rodon is so fucking annoying. At least he got the fucking out.
Can they get the bullpen started?
You get a bonus for throwing more pitches in the first don’t you?
Get that pitch count up, Rodon.
Instead of needing Wells to frame it, how about just throw a fucking strike?
At least he DID throw a strike and got the K.
Need multiple Judge HR’s this inning for Rodon- and Boone-proofing.
There is nothing gonna be more predictable than Cobb coming out 1-2-3 on eight pitches and putting Rodon back on the bump before he can even take a piss in the clubhouse.
In Rodon’s defense, Kwan is a tough out.
Yeah, that’s fair. I wasn’t TOO irked at the Kwan at-bat. I didn’t like all of the balls to the other batters, though.
Gleyber! Give him the QO!
As much as I won’t miss Bad Gleyber, there is almost no reason not to offer him a QO.
We’re going to miss Gleyber when our 2b makes us miss Verdugo’s offense.
Two men on, no outs, and Judge up, just where the Guardians want them.
I’ve seen this movie before and the next scene is usually ugly.
Hate umpires.
Another one of these umps?
Shouldn’t these be the BEST umpires?
The best umps suck. Maybe less, but still.
Who’s announcing?
Balls three inches inside are a strike, but balls four inches outside are ALSO a strike. Got it.
Strike 2 was a brutally bad call
Yep potentially changed everything.
It clearly changed the entire at-bat, because Judge was now suddenly having to guard against the ridiculous call, and instead got a rough call on the OTHER side of the plate. Absurd.
What are these broadcasters talking about? Wells has been horrible for 6 weeks.
Just walk Stanton. Seems like an obvious call.
How do they do it? Everything but score.
And Wells does what he’s been doing for the last 7 weeks. But CashBoone keeps batting him clean-up. Yeah, unserious people.
It’s crazy, because it makes the pitcher keep trying to get it, as why SHOULDN’T he?
And off to a blazing Yankees start with RISP. Why expect anything else?
Stanton just missed that
They’re acting like Wells is a 10-time All-Star who must be respected, and not a fucking rookie.
So uninspiring.
How does Boone possibly justify hitting Wells 4th. Even for our idiot manager this makes no sense.
Third time in 5 games 2 on, no out, no score.
Always good to give up a hit with two strikes to a guy hitless for the postseason.
In rodon’s defense, that pitch was in the other batters box
Yeah, fair point.
Of all qualifiers in September phenom had the third worst OPS at 432 and Wells was even worse at 411. And he’s hitting cleanup.
This ump sucks
Hate umpires.
(system doesn’t want to let me say something again)
Nice fielding. But this game has been completely unfair.
I mean, those called strikes were not as awful as some we saw in the previous series, but so many of them, and they changed everything.
They have umpire scorecards. Either they don’t use them or the umps all suck.
Both.
The best umps suck.
The worst umps suck more.
We’ve seen a good deal of both.
“A pretty impressive 789 Volpe, Rizzo and Alex Verdugo.” Where did they find these announcers?
Ratso!
They love to CT so much.
God I can’t wait til I don’t have to see Verdugo’s dumb baby-Paul-Wall face anymore.
Who’s announcing? (f the not letting me ask something again function of this site)
Brian Anderson, Ron Darling and Jeff Francoeur.
Thanks. Only recognized Darling.
More RISP Fail. Shocking.
I mean, this is just the epitome of the Yankee offense this season, right? Hits when they don’t matter, outs when they do.
Sickening. I can’t help but wonder if something Boone does makes them afraid to fail and consequently choke.
Not just this season.
That inning was less annoying by Rodon.
Before this game Yankees were hitting 171 RISPin the playoffs.
Soto!
Mr. Soto.
GIVE HIM ALL THE MONEYS!
Soto forgets it’s the postseason.
Good thing Gleyber made out, otherwise Soto would have been up with men on base and they wouldn’t have a run.
Soto!
Meanwhile if this game is tied or a one run game their pen is very good, better than ours.
Judge fouling off hittable pitches makes me sad.
It would be good to start wearing out their bullpen early.
At least Wells has avoided the DP twice tonight. So there’s that.
Well, there went the only chance of the Yankees scoring again this inning by Stanton walking.
Wells 411 OPS in September, 311 in the playoff, ,worst on the team and he’s batting cleanup. Even someone as stupid as Boone should realize how dumb that is.
So the ump really dismantled BOTH Jazz at bats.
He REALLY did. Very annoying.
Just take three strikes, Volpe!
They gotta bring in a reliever here, right?
Well, so now they’ve done all they can do. Any more, and they’d have to score (with men in scoring position!), so that’s it for this inning, unfortunately.
Yankees vs. RISP fail, who will win?
Is that an actual question?
They have those four REALLY good relievers, so shouldn’t they bring in one of THOSE dudes here, instead of a bottom of the bullpen guy?
Statistically, Wells has to get a hit sometime. He can bat .100 and that would mean getting a hit SOMETIME.
Never having seen a hit with RISP, I’m curious to see what it would look like. Maybe this is the night!
Make him throw a strike before you swing, Rizzo!
We want a BB
WP, the only Yankee force able to score with RISP!
Obviously, just walk Rizzo at this point, right?
Clutch WP, 2-0.
Naylor did an amazing job to make it even VAGUELY close.
No hitting needed
Please, Dugie, at least take one strike first.
Vogt going to their worst reliever with the bases loaded was such a weird decision.
WP strikes again!
WP – *M*V*P*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes! Another clutch WP.
You know you done fucked up when even STANTON can score on a wild pitch!
I’d rather be good, but I’ll take being lucky.
No hits. Un F ing believable.
Nice swing, jerk.
I can’t believe Stanton scored on a wild pitch
RISP fail emerges victorius. Thanks, Verdugo.
Three runs on a single hit. Hilarious.
Fucking Verdugo
I can’t believe they gave themselves (or were given) THAT MANY CHANCES to get a hit with RISP and never got a single one. Crazy stuff.
Actually, I can, but… you know
I would’ve been astonished if someone got a big hit.
Especially Dugie.
Only a 3 run game, mutts would’ve score like 7, 0/6 RISP, 6 LOB in 3 innings.
I’m the juggernaut,
That inning was better by Rodon.
We need at least a double now. Just not a walk to put…
Damn. A man in scoring position.
Next inning… or more WP?
WTH is going on?
Their catcher is not very good.
Still a 3 run game Aaron.
I didn’t like Gleyber taking second but he had to take third.
I like his shoes. He’s a trend setter. An influencer.
This is something
Yeah, I guess, but the bare minimum of acceptability.
With this offense, I’m just happy they even got the one run.
Another just missed from Stanton
This shit hilarious…
…as long as Rodón pitches well…
I want more of this Rodon
That inning was also better by Rodon.
Rodonculous!
This is not last game’s Rodón
By the way, to answer an old question, the play-by-play guy for this series is the great Brian Anderson, one of the top announcers around. Jeff Francouer and Ron Darling are the color guys. They’re not as good, but Anderson is outstanding.
Thanks.
How was Chisholm a target all season long? The last two games of the 1st series – yes, sure. But – all season long?
Volpe’s really hit into awful luck this postseason.
Man, the wind is pushing shit WAY BACK. Volpe hit that shit HARD.
Anybody else ready for Alex Verdugo, postseason lineup regular, to be over? But you know it’ll never happen.
Well, damn.
Okay, Rodon, don’t be a headcase. Don’t be a headcase.
Oof
DO NOT FALL APART NOW IT’S JUST A SOLO HOME RUN
Right? IT’S JUST A SOLO HOME RUN, DUDE!!!
NICE play
Nice pitch. Let him go longer.
I’d still probably let Rodon pitch the seventh.
No way that happens.
And let him recover from the HR and leave looking great.
IDK, he’s at 93 pitches.
93 pitches, yes.
I’ll be SHOCKED if he’s out there, even batter to batter.
COME ON…
Come on, Rodon, he’s not going to swing at your garbage pitches!
Whew.
That’s it.
RODONCULOUS!
Okay, maybe this is enough for Rodon.
Fucking Jose Ramirez. Great start from Rodon
Better than could be reasonably expected.
The Manfred Man, btw, is obviously and anti-Yankee conspiracy.
How can the Yankees EVER win an extra-inning game if they start every inning with a man in scoring position?
And Aaron Judge may not be able to hit, but look at all the defensive value he gives the team!
Legendary pitching if they win it.
What a pathetic swing by Verdugo.
It’s now a 3 run game and but for walks and wild pitches it would be tied. Same story for game 2 in KC. This offense has been such shit.
Hell of a job by Avila. Granted, things would have been possibly much different had Judge not bailed him out by swinging 3-0.
When he names the pitcher, it sounds like “Ovula.”
Slightly uncomfortable.
Brian, you had a piece on whether it was true that Squirrel Girl beat Thanos. True?
The point being – better to be lucky than good.
It’s Clay Holmes time. Brian, stay calm.
I seriously cannot believe Clay Holmes is still a high leverage reliever for this team. Fucking Boone.
Avila couldn’t even make Cleveland’s ALDS roster and he held the Yankees hitless for 2.2 innings. Simply pathetic.
Oh, man. I really wish the announcers hadn’t said that.
Did Josh Naylor gain 60 lbs from when we last saw him in the postseason 2 yrs ago? Dude looks plump
It’s SUPER unhealthy looking.
This is the part I hate.
When he can’t put the guy away.
AND HE DID!
On ball four, of course.
I don’t like Holmes here, but hey, at least he pitched well.
Fuck, Judge smoked that.
Almost like Volpe lately.
Our no-hit, great glove center fielder leading off.
Wells has been taking some absurd swings tonight.
And there’s our cleanup hitter.
How in the world do you not just move Stanton up a spot?
PLAYOFF STANTON IS A THING!!!
How can Wells (or, really, ANYONE)
be THIS BAD?
Playoff Stanton!
BANG
Giancarlo laughs at the wind.
Stanton got that one out.
No stopparlo.
Think about it, it wouldn’t even really be an INSULT to Wells to move Stanton up a spot, right? Wells can bat fifth.
He’s a rookie who hasn’t hit in months. What kind of asshole would he have to be to be insulted by being moved one spot down in the line-up? Or more? Or if Trevino got more playing time? Really, how entitled can he possibly feel?
No it would make sense even if Wells weren’t so horrible.
Two tiered team Stanton 1244, Soto 1043. Jazz 413,Wells 282!
And Wells is hitting 4th
Rodon and Stanton, two players I never would bet on to be MVPs for the Yankees in a game. Especially in the same game.
I don’t get the use of Hill here.
How can the runner be BENEFITED FOR THIS?!
EDITED TO ADD: Oh, I get it. Fair enough.
I assumed Kahnle.
Hill hasn’t pitched poorly this inning, but I don’t get why he was being used here period.
he’s not an 8th inning kind of guy, but they were up 4. idk.
Is Kahnle hurt?
This sucks. Also rocchio is eating a fastball to the ass this seriez
Oh, son of a bitch.
Also, how is that obstruction when it’s AFTER FIRST BASE?
You can’t stand in the basepath like that.
Hill is doing the Clay Holmes routine of pitching well, but sucking.
Who started saying “lane”?
Line that guy up against the wall.
4-0 lead and now we’re burning Weaver until game 3. Great.
Hill over kahnle was a decision
Is Kahnle hurt? Cousins? WTF is Boone doing. And the plan is Weaver 5 outs every game?
Kahnle BETTER be hurt for Hill over him.
This is not how I wanted the 8th to play out.
I WOULD say that Boone was just trying to be cute after the Stanton home run, but Hill was already up, so I think the PLAN was to use Hill…for some reason.
Nice.
Also, I wouldn’t even mind bringing someone else for the 9th. This was definitely the time to use Weaver.
I mean, they won’t do that, but still.
That could have been so much worse.
WEAVER!
“But…but…if Stanton bats after Judge, that means two righties in a row, and then two lefties in a row…how can I do that?”
Would not be unreasonable to swap Rizzo and Wells.
Drop Wells to behind Volpe.
Weaver on his way to being a legend this postseason.
We’ll know who to blame as we waddle through the ‘Post Season of Gloom Part Deux’.
That was a nice-looking swing by Rizzo, really.
Hill looks like the one uncle who asks if he can have a bottle for his dip and your mom tells him he can’t do that in the house and he just tries to casually lean down down at dinner and spit it into a poland spring bottle he found on the side of the road and totally thinks he’s pulling it off.
The Hoka Weave was doing great. Why Hill?
I can only imagine Kahnle is hurt. As yes, otherwise, makes NO SENSE.
This would be the most unbelievable RBI ever if Gleyber got a hit here.
He hit it hard.
Gotta maintain the 0 for with RISP.
A fascinating dilemma: to advance on a wild pitch, knowing that you are entering scoring position and thereby condemning the batter to a .000 average; or not to advance, knowing that subsequent wild pitches might provide your only chance to score at all?
Wait… if you DO advance, wild pitches are your only chance to score.
DON’T advance and you could score on an XBH.
Shit, is Rizzo hurt?
Waldo in for Rizzo for defense?
Weaver, dude, THROW STRIKES!!!
Finally, Waldo comes in off the bench.
As a defensive replacement for Rizzo.
Go figure.
Geez louise, Weaver!!
I think it might actually legit be FOR defense because of Rizzo’s bad hand.
You canNOT be SERIOUS!
WEAVAH!
They can’t replace injured players during a series right?
If kahnle is injured, that just sucks. But if Rizzo is injured, that’s just a self inflicted wound
Looks like they can be replaced, but wouldn’t be eligible for the WS
THROW STRIKES, WEAVER
I wouldn’t presume he’s injured.
Weaver, cut this shit out! HE IS NOT A GOOD HITTER!
Strikes please
3-0?
What IS THIS?
THROW STRIKES!
Torres didn’t rely on Mo for a 5 out save every game. Boone’s gonna burn him out.
Agreed. I don’t like it either.
He did that every Fing game when he was setting up for Wetteland. All year long.
WEAVAH!!!!!!
Not when be was closing.
So what? It’s not like he was lounging around setting up JW.
Also, Goose did it all the time.
What did he throw, 24 pitches? That often ONE inning.
I’m not worried in the least.
I don’t know why Weaver didn’t think he could just do that right away. That is the type of hitter you go RIGHT AT.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Yay Squirrel Girls!!!!
Luke Show.
Weaver! Stanton! Rodon! WP!
I try to do my part.
You’re welcome!
We make fun of Boone’s shitty managing, and rightly so, but man, Vogt overmanaged this game so bad.
He may have had a bad game, but don’t go comparing him to Boone!
Yay Win!
Yay Weaver!
Yay WP’s! (all of Cantillo’s, and also Wombat Pete)
LOL
Listen, I’m determined to make sure we win these games!
I had been waiting to make that joke )
Yay Mo.
Yay wild pitches.
Rizzo might have smashed that hand into the dirt on the one that got by him
I was thinking the ball hit off of his fucked up finger.
Yay, win.
Boone saying that Rizzo seemed emotionally spent by the 8th inning. Translation: The drugs wore off and the pain returned.
Huh?
What a fucking weird thing to say.
Alternatively, he needed to re-up on opioid analgesia during the game and it made him a little sluggish. Oxy is typically dosed q4h (though there’s a long-acting form, you might not want to deal with 12 hours of side effects), NSAIDs can be dosed q6h. He probably took a combination of tylenol, ibuprofen, and oxycodone before the game, and the oxy would have worn off first.
Toradol (another NSAID) is super effective for pain and lasts six hours, but pharmacists generally advise against taking it on more than 5 days per month, on account of elevated risks of heart attack / stroke (rare but significant), kidney injury (more common), and GI ulcers (more common). If he’s willing to exceed that recommended limit despite the risks, and if he finds a doctor and pharmacist who are willing to prescribe and fill such a longer course (perhaps having him sign some sort of waiver), then he might be able to get Toradol through a couple postseason series. But I wouldn’t go with that plan, even as a Yankee fan who would love to see a championship this year. If my patients need something that strong for more than 5 days, then they’re usually on many other agents.
Now, as long as Rizzo doesn’t have any renal late effects of the chemotherapy he received in 2008 – and I wouldn’t expect any, since ABVD was already the standard-of-care regimen for limited-stage classical Hodgkin’s at that time – then Toradol should be a reasonable option for most of one playoff series…